![]() ![]() “Kong beat Zilla back in 1963, and he's gonna do it again.” - Loza Those things are magnets for giant monsters.” - Busbee Winner “If we’re talking Hollywood odds, these two would be a pick ’em, but if I were living in the Godzilla/Kong universe, I’d go Godzilla -130 / Kong +190 … and I wouldn’t go near a casino to place my bet. If we’re betting, you parlay either one with over 1.5 false KOs.” - Sulla “Godzilla’s got to be a slight favorite here. Enough to be the healthy favorite but not an overwhelming one.” - Bromberg “Godzilla should be the favorite at -130. “+190 Godzilla, -220 Kong seems about right.” - Loza He always looks like he knows something you don’t, which is not ideal when you’re already talking about a 10-story-tall ape.” - Busbee Kong, on the other hand, always looks like he’s sizing up every situation for the best possible advantage. “Godzilla has the dead eyes of a reptile. There’s just an aura and respect the King of the Monsters brings to the table.” - Sulla If this were WWE, Godzilla would be the Undertaker. He should have the ability to strategize and reach into a nice arsenal of attacks and defense.” - Cooper “Kong is a primate with a developed brain. But how much do smarts matter here?” - Bromberg “Kong gets the edge because he has a more advanced brain. Kong: Emotional intelligence and cunning.” - Loza “Godzilla: Supreme confidence and the respect of the Titans. Getting through that defense is a tall task.” - Busbee Intangibles Dude’s built like a beefy giant tank and scales that can carve through battleships. “All hail the Dad Bod of the current Godzilla. Those scales look pretty impenetrable and that tail could swipe away just about any incoming attack.” -Sulla He can hold large objects to shield himself from the atomic breath. He can pick up a dang building and throw it if he wants to. ![]() You don't want to attack first on the creature that has the nukes.” -Bromberg “The best defense is a good offense in a fight like this. “Kong ‘bows to no one,’ and he's got a crazy strong axe (that appears to double as a shield so he can defend himself against Godzilla's aforementioned atomic fire breath).” - Loza Opposable thumbs are a hell of an asset for Kong, but thumbs don’t beat breath that can melt steel.” - Jay Busbee Defensive Edge “Godzilla’s a one-trick pony, but it’s a really good trick - atomic breath that, as we can see, blows up entire ships and sends Kong fleeing. If the venue ever shifts to water, Godzilla has an enormous advantage.” - Anthony Sulla-Heffinger He’s got longer reach, is more agile and can climb, giving him the ability to take the high ground (Obi-Wan would be so proud). That’s the great equalizer in any situation, so you’ve got to give Godzilla the edge here.” -Sam Cooper “King Kong has those loose hips, explosiveness and dexterity you’re looking for in a good one-on-one matchup, but Godzilla can breathe fire. That should even terrify a giant ape.” - Nick Bromberg Nobody's starting stuff with that dude, right?” - Liz Loza Atomic fire breath is a pretty solid offensive weapon. We’ve brought in several Yahoo Sports combat/odds experts to break this down the way it ought to be broken down … with both fists: Offensive Edge ![]() Get ready for all the ground-shattering, property-damaging brawl to settle it all. Two alphas, two champions, two would-be destroyers of worlds. Kong, Round 2Īnd now we get to the main event. Godzilla obviously escapes, but since he didn’t show up for the judges’ decision, Kong takes this one by split decision. In the end, they both tumble into the water, but only Kong clambers out. ![]()
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